Feeling kinda blue today, after trying to order something on line.
My fingers wont do the walking,  not even crawl, so I then
 Decided to call the business I was trying to place an order with.
Well, that did not go over very well,  cuz not only could I not write today, but talking was most certainly out of the ?
 The customer service representative finally got one, after pushing, umpteen buttons,
And needless to say, operator please!  , (which I have no Idea what she interpret ed me saying)?
 Probably,  operator squeeze, im sure if I had said that, someone would have come on quickly.  Literally.  Lol!

Anyways by the timeI did reach, a HUMAN!  yes a real, live, HUMAN?
He couldnt understand me.
He said could you sppeak louder, I said I am,
He said, I cant understand you?
What?
You want to place an order,  yes, please,
I have Park in son's
What?
Your from Arkansas? , No, Im I have Parkinsos. What?
 I said I had a stroke,  oh ok, Im sorry.  Sorry,  sorry for what? what?
Can you take my order what?
 Finally,  I said, screaming,  like some lunatic,  I cant hear you! Nor can I understand you!
Maybe you should go home and
Take of that cold you have, so you can speak clearly,  then look up
On your computer,  andd Google,  Parkinsons.org maybe you will get a clue, what?
I said you Idiot.  I hung up.
 Decided to go for a walk, with my cane, and get some fresh air. Said hello, to the neighbor,  she said,  what?
I give up! Is it just me?
 Maybe we need to get a big elk horn.  Lol!

 Im turning o life time and not talking to anyone!
Have a gret night everyone!

Please excuse any typo errors.  I dont give a S_ _ _ ! :/